Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.

Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.

literallysame:

I don’t even press play anymore I just reblog

ridge:

aye wassup beautiful 

it me
me when it me (via sanadayuki)

magicul:

people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people

derekptv:

If you come out of a concert looking the same way you did when you went in, you’re doing it wrong

sorry:

a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.

dicksplit:

holding in a fart all day and finally getting home

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pizzajean:

she’s beauty she’s graceshe’s miss united states

pizzajean:

she’s beauty 
she’s grace
she’s miss united states

quixon:

Hey y’all, it’s me B with Blue Ivy just hanging out

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Y’all cmere

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Come closer

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Lemme holla at y’all a second

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Y’all want this damn baby?

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 - Imagine All Star People
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adulthoodisokay:

neilcicierega:

You may say I’m a dreamer

but the media men beg to differ

i’ve typed and deleted 7 different captions for this and i just. i don’t know what to say. i don’t have an appropriate gif. i don’t know what to say. i’m just going to go cry myself to sleep.

uglyadult:

you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk

uglyadult:

you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk

relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette