Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.
I don’t even press play anymore I just reblog
aye wassup beautiful
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people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people
If you come out of a concert looking the same way you did when you went in, you’re doing it wrong
a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.
holding in a fart all day and finally getting home
she’s miss united states
Hey y’all, it’s me B with Blue Ivy just hanging out
Lemme holla at y’all a second
Y’all want this damn baby?
You may say I’m a dreamer
but the media men beg to differ
i’ve typed and deleted 7 different captions for this and i just. i don’t know what to say. i don’t have an appropriate gif. i don’t know what to say. i’m just going to go cry myself to sleep.
you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk
*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette