she’s miss united states
Hey y’all, it’s me B with Blue Ivy just hanging out
Lemme holla at y’all a second
Y’all want this damn baby?
You may say I’m a dreamer
but the media men beg to differ
i’ve typed and deleted 7 different captions for this and i just. i don’t know what to say. i don’t have an appropriate gif. i don’t know what to say. i’m just going to go cry myself to sleep.
you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk
*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette
"…on orders over $100"
so about my huge ass dick
LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK
well would you look at that
i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’