*puts on lifejacket* i am ready for intercourse
so i was in class watching a movie when Buttfucker Cdfghucvk and i all my feels.. nobody understood my feels but then after class my teacher came up and was like “so, uh, i like your shoelaces” so i ate the shoelaces i ate the fucking
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
my dash did a thing
did you know that scientists did a recent study showing that if you take a blue whale a lay it out onto a basketball court, the game is immediately cancelled
but oh, they are dead, they are no more. and we are left and the world is upon us, we are left to our beating hearts and swaying beliefs.
things to call your best friend:
- fucking nerd
- piece of shit
- fuckin egg
- mayonnaise egg
- bitch salad
- meme loving fuck
4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
when u boys see shirt and want hte spagheti
it gets funnier every time.